The Cringemas Chronicles — Part 1

  • December 1st — The Christmas Chronicles
  • December 8th — Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
  • December 15th — Santa With Muscles
  • December 21st — A Christmas Prince
  • December 22nd — A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding
  • December 23rd — The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t (MST3K version)
  • December 24th — Babes in Toyland
  • December 25th — Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (MST3K version)

The Christmas Chronicles

How it feels to watch “The Christmas Chronicles”
  • Kurt Russel Santa gets arrested and ends up singing a Christmas tune with some criminals and prostitutes. Strangely enough, I didn’t have any significant problems with this scene. I think I might have even liked it.
  • Surprise! Goldie Hawn has a cameo at the end as Mrs. Claus. I’m sure children all over the world will get a kick out of that, as children young enough to believe in Santa tend to be big Goldie Hawn fans.

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

  • Why is it that hokey slasher movies, especially those made in the 70’s and 80’s, are so cavalier about rape? Nearly every time I would settle in and start to have a good time, BAM! Rape scene. Gross.
  • In one scene, an innocent man dressed in a Santa suit gets murdered by police in front of an orphanage full of children, like those kids didn’t have enough issues to deal with already.

Santa With Muscles

  • There is nothing notable about this movie.

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Adam G.

Adam G.

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